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« on: December 10, 2005, 12:31:28 AM »
I thought I would start a thread about Linux Jokes... those who know me know I have the #1 (Google) Blonde Jokes site on the internet and, heck why not some Linux jokes!

Please feel free to post your jokes as well... please abide by the rules and keep it clean.

Also, here is a Linux Jokes page to check out.
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2005, 12:33:44 AM »
Linux Jokes #1
 
The president of Lotus walks into an elevator with a gun in his hand.
In the elevator are: Sadam Hussein, Timmothy McVeigh, and Bill Gates.
Only one problem: there are only two bullets.
Who does he shoot?
 
Bill, twice.
 
**This one is a spin-off of Lawyer Jokes, just subbed Bill**
 
Linux Jokes #2
 
NEWS FLASH
 
Windows now supports Plug & Pray devices!!!

Linux Jokes #3
 
Macs are for those who don\'t want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn\'t work.
Windows is for those who don\'t want to know why their computer doesn\'t work.

Linux Jokes #4
 
In Linux Land, when all is nice and quiet, if you listen hard enough, you can hear the Windows machines all rebooting!
 
Linux Jokes #5
 
Linux is like a good employee. It needs little overhead to get a lot done.
 
Linux Jokes #6
 
Microsoft Bashing One-Liners
 
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
Linux, DOS, Windows NT -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

 
Linux Jokes #7
 
Linux... the choice of a GNU revolution.
 
(yeah that one made me cringe too)
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2006, 12:52:21 PM »
More Linux Slogans:
- Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
- Another name for a Windows tutorial is "crash course"!
- Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
- Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware (not installing new programs).
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 03:20:34 PM »
lol love these
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